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Friday, August 7, 2009

JES@ THE SMRT TRAIN DELAY!... script 80

YA... againnn
THE TRAIN DELAY DUN KNOW BECAUSE OF WHAT INCIDENT IN THE MORNING JUST NOW!
WASTED MY 45MINS on the STUPID TRAIN!
I ended up late to office.... Normally I reach at 8.30am plus - ..
But just now i reach at 9.15am!!!
got stucked in the train..

Announcement that the SMRT made just now.......
AT 7.35 AM

~~~~~ The Train will be delay for 15 mins due to an incident at clementi station. Sorry for any inconveniency @ lakeside ~~~~~

5mins later @ lakeside

~~~~~ The Train will be delay for 20 mins due to an incident at clementi station. Sorry for any inconveniency @ lakeside ~~~~~

15mins later @ Jurong East

~~~~~ The Train will be delay due to an incident at clementi station. Sorry for any inconveniency @ Jurong East~~~~~

AT JURONG EAST STATION........

I was sitting comfortably inside the train....patiently waiting for the train to continue moving.. (YES, LUCKY I GOT A SIT! Thanks to my parent who brought a house @ Jurong area!)

~~~~~~~~~~SOMEONE, PASSERBY & A TYPICAL SINGAPOREAN~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SOMEONE : STUPID.... People also wanna to go out RIGHT!

one frustrated customer of SMRT shouted...

PASSERBY : TYPICAL SINGAPOREAN!..
~~~~~~~~~~SOMEONE, PASSERBY & A TYPICAL SINGAPOREAN~~~~~~~~~~~~~

You see... Singaporean, so Kia SU... even going out of the train wanna TO BE THE FIRST ONE!!! (THAT TYPICAL SINGAPOREAN: YEAH!!, I'M THE CHAMPION OF GETTING OUT OF THE TRAIN.)

The Train continues moving to clementi station and at almost every stations until rehill.. The trains stop in the middle of the Train for a while(Almost 5 mins stopping in the middle of the track for every station.) AND KEEP Announcing The Train will be delay Sorry for any inconveniency...

SMRT U KNOW WHAT? my sis got affected.. you trap her in the train for 20 mins!! and at the end she took a cab from clementi station (costly leh! she is very unhappy and the most impt thing, she is very poor.)

SMRT U KNOW WHAT... WHAT WE DUN WANT --> "SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENIENCY"
WE WANT CASH BACK !.

SMRT U KNOW WHAT... U CHARGE SO MUCH FOR THE TRANSPORTATION FEES AND U GIVE THIS SERVICES!
U GIVE THE CROWD,
U GIVE THE LONG WAITING TIME AND CROWDED TRAINS,
U GIVE THE "SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENIENCY"

SMRT U KNOW WHAT... U CAN COLLECT FINE FROM THOSE PPLE WHO EAT SWEET OR DRINK ONLY PLAIN WATER IN THE TRAIN! CAN THEY TELL U "SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENIENCY" AND U DUN FINE THEM??

45mins later @ Raffles

I FINALLY REACH RAFLLES STATION AT 9AM SHARP!

15mins later @ Novena

I FINALLY REACH MY WORK PLACE AT 9.15AM SHARP!

SMRT U KNOW WHAT.. U HELP ME BREAK MY RECORD. FOR BEING LATE TO WORK FOR 45MINS!.

LUCKY I GOT A SIT =) !!!!!

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

JES@ ONE MAN SHOW... script 79

ONE MAN SHOW IS THE WORDS!!!!
THATS GREAT!
DO EVERYTHING YOURSLF AND DONT KEEP ME INFORM THEN!
PLEASE DUN COME AND FIND ME WITHOUT
GIVING ME ANY INFORMATION BEFORE HANDS!!

I DUN KNOW!!!
FFFFF**********CCCCCCCKKKKKKKK
YOU!!
FFFFF**********CCCCCCCKKKKKKKK
YOU!!
FFFFF**********CCCCCCCKKKKKKKK
YOU!!!
~~~~~~~~~~ THe IMPLEMENTER AND THE REVIEWER ~~~~~~~~~~

THe IMPLEMENTER : I have done my thingy.. Pls check!

THe REVIEWER : OK...

~~~~10 mins later..

THe REVIEWER : Pls Proceed...

~~~~20 mins later..

THe IMPLEMENTER : Job failed!

THe REVIEWER : Why It Failed?

IMPLEMENTER - Checking in progress.

~~~~10 mins later..

THe IMPLEMENTER : Got some syntax error... (HAHAHa... I purposely ONE! WHat is THe REVIEWER doing...?)

THe REVIEWER : AIYO... Why you so careless.. ... ?

THe IMPLEMENTER : WHat is THe REVIEWER doing?? TO REVIEW right(SPOT ERROR!)..

~~~~鸦雀无声... for some mins...

~~~~~~~~~~ THe IMPLEMENTER AND THE REVIEWER ~~~~~~~~~~

Saturday, July 25, 2009

JES@ CAN I GIVE UP... script 78

oh Shit...
I just watched a very very very disapointing movie..
Gues What...
HARRY POTTER!
such a disappointment..
A very lonnng, dragging, boring movie..
(When i watch P.O.C i dun feel lonnng, dragging, boring movie although it is 3 hrs long.)
totally dun know what is the movie about..
what is it going to do with the half blood prince??
Lame shit!
But thanks to cilia.. the movie is FOC hahaa...
it just waste some of my time!
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I really wanna to give up already..
becos of someonnnneee..
who trying to make me cry?
who really want me to cry??
who make me almost cry!!!
CAN I GIVE UP?
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I am going to do something big in the next half of the yr..
Hope is successfully..
Hope it can open my heart!
Hope i can see more of the world!
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Opppsss is very late..
i should sleep already..
TMR I HAVE LESSON in the morning...

Sunday, July 19, 2009

JES@ I know them for 5th Years Script 77

Ya, I know them for the fifth years.
and they are still the same!

19 July @ ECP

This Pandan Kaya Cake came unexpected!
With the ?? wording on the cake...
HAPPY 5TH ANNIVERSARY IT0407.
With FIVE CANDLES and A KNIFE!
LOL


The Gals

THE PICNIIC


THE CYCLE


The Guys
HSH~~~~

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

JES@ Desert script 76

I was lost in the desert,
I was very tired, very thirsty, very helpless and holpless!
I saw tlhy, tlwk, tljs, tldoz, gtlkrab, tlgh, tlc,
at 10km away from me...
they are all waving at me, telling me to keep going...
keep going... to reach them...
But I didnt...
I choose to walk reverse way instead,
I saw hopes at 5km away...
A River.

Friday, July 3, 2009

JES@ arghhhhh script 75

SICK AND TIRED OF THE WORK!!!!
BECAUSE I CANNOT HELP!

CAN SOMEONE HELP!!?

I RATHER DUN GET IT!
I RATHER GET LESSER!

Monday, June 29, 2009

JES@ :( ANGRY! script 74

what is the first thing you do if you dun know anything about it?
TRUST!
There is something that make me very unhappy today!
AN-GGRRRYYYYY!!!
WORK RELATED AGAIN! SO SHITY!
SO FUCK!
SO SUCK!
DUN WISH TO SPELL IT OUT AGAIN!
Since only she can be trust... ... .. ..
Since she is your good friend... ... .. ..
okok, never mind, never mind.
I can bear with it still..
11 MONTHS TO GO.
There is something that I dun want to do it! But I have to..
GIVE ME THE COURAGE TO DO IT!
GIVE ME THE COURAGE TO GET IT DONE!
DUN PLEASE GOD! PLEASE MYSELF.
GOD CANNOT BE TRUST!
GOLD CANNOT HELP!
WHEN YOU LOOK AT LEFT, RIGHT, UP, DOWN
THERE IS ONLY HUMAN BEING THAT CAN HELP YOU.
NOT GOD!
MY BFF PLS SUPPORT ME OK!

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

JES@ HTC diamond 2! Yeah! script 73

Guess what?
I forgot to update something!..
That is, I got a New Phone~~~
HTC diamond 2
http://www.htc.com/www/product/touchdiamond2/overview.html

I got it at the first day it launch!

So Choy!
So nicE!
So X!..
But i dun mind..
I just wanna to get anything and everything I want!
because
*** I'm always me ***

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

JES@ countdown? script 72

I should start counting down now...
counting down!!!
counting down!!!
counting down!!!
I am closer to the 12k NoW!
=P
=P
Whahahahahah!

I hope I can stay thru...

JES@ Hate "A boss" script 71

Sorry cilia...
But I have to said that..
"A" boss in "I" is really SUCKY!
Always come here and said

HOw good How Good "A" company is...
ThAt good That good "A" company is...
Very Good Very good "A" company is...



hmm.. "I" staff are all around...
in fact, the whole building is Full of "I" staff leh..
ONly A small % of "A"
NO need to show off ba!

Really cannot stand it...
Yes, have to admit that "A" people very PRo! Very Zai.. ~~~
But dun think that it is to the stand that Better then all others..

Monday, June 8, 2009

JES@ Batam trip script 70

It time to update my blog!
Cos got something to update! =P
Batam Trip @ 2009-06-06
When to Batam with some fellow classmate during weekend!

Arrived at 12pm... The first thingy we did~~~~~...
A&W
A&W
Mug

Food


Too bad, We can't see A&W in Singapore already! Hahaha

Then we went to SHOP SHOP SHOP!
Batam Centre, Megamall, Nagoya Mall..

Me, Ying Xi, BearBear, Zhen Qi
The pink color shirt lady said that the Bear beside is smelly~~~

Zheng Hao, Daren, Ty


This picture is somehow funny! wahaHaha
Daren & Ty

They Too tired! Zq & Ty
"Matahari" Behind!(look like SG BHG department store)
Cheapo Stuff!

The exchaneg rate is 1SGD: 6750RP
W are all Millionaire there!
We went to massage after the tiring exercise: Shopping

But didnt manage to take photos...
I think my body ache more NOW!

We went to the Nagoya food center to eat! NOt So NIce SeaFooD!
opps only manage to take this 2 photos,
no time to take others food Cos: all hunger ghost are fighting with the Food!
Too Slow will Have No Left! Hahahaha!!


Tie ban Dou Fu


A bowl of rice

Zheng Qi, Ty, Daren, Zheng Hao
Any Picture with Ty in Look so Funny!
The Dun Know What Face By Ty!

Me, Zheng Qi, Ting Yew
Ty SMile alwasy look SO Happy! + Funny whahaa

Left to right: Ting Yew, Daren, Zheng Hao
Again the funny Smile.. Not funny.. Is Happy Smile!


Ying Xi And Me


Zheng Hao "Thin"

Daren & Zheng Hao "Fat"

Home Sweet Home~~

Daren, Ty, ZH

ZH, YX, Zheng Qi, Me


Yx, Zq, Me


Zheng Hao, Ying Xi, Zheng Qi, Me


Zh, Yx, Zq, Me
Daren, Me
Zheng HAo, Ying Xi, Zheng Qi
World Peace!
Notice an Extra Behind???

Sunday, May 31, 2009

JES@ half the yr gone script 69

Opss Half a yrs have gone!
That was fast..
Have being enjoying for my pass week days!
Went to watch Night at the musume 2... I will give 4 stars
Wahaha that was a nice movie!

Wed
~~the three cupids sing the theme song from the Titanic.~~
~~Lincoln said we not erm, i mean we not... blah blah blah! i never liee :)~~
~~Einstein bobble-heads said that π = 3.14159265~~
Wa wawa wa LOL! so funny.

Thur
Went to eat the unhealthy food with my BFF..
Fried Hokkien Mee
Fried Kuay tiao..
Dian siam..

Fri
Bak Gu Tey @ Balestier
When to Eat ice cream @ creamy island at night

** Oh, it time to pay school fees!! Shit!

Friday, May 15, 2009

JES@ My Thermometers Script 68

Wahaha,
I added my thermometers on the left link!
I am so clever!

Thursday, May 14, 2009

JES@ FACTS SCRIPT 67

Early in the morning,
I got nothing better to do.... ..
Just hoping that the time can fly!
I JUST WANT TO SLEEP!

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

JES@ FACTS SCRIPT 66

The facts is that,
since we can't choose the facts,
We have to accept the facts!
Have no choice but to accept it!
That's the facts.

好傷心想重來行不行?
再一次我就不會走向這樣的結局

stupid, make my mood down the whole morning.
STUPID!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!

Hope the time fly faster! 0_x!!!

Thursday, May 7, 2009

JES@ I AM JESLINE HO SCRIPT 65

Hi, I am Jesline Ho, JESLINE HO,
JESLINE HO..
Jesline spelled with an 'E' behind!
You can call me Hui Shan if u like..
Dun call me by my other nick.. They are not mine name...
JESLINE HO need to be recognized!
I need to be recognized!
once again, I am not named by who who who friend, or who who who sister!
I am always ME!
I dun follow others foot step!
I follow my own foot step..
I am uniquely me!!
I am always ME!
Remember me!
I am Jesline Ho!

Sunday, May 3, 2009

JES@ H1N1 SCRIPT 64

I have being watching the news since 10pm..
20mins had pass.. all are about the H1N1 >!<
PIG!

JES@ oppsss!!?? SCRIPT 63

Opss what? I dun know. didnt realise that was so late late already!!!
the dun know which channel was adversiting 花样男子 Flower Four..!
I have finish watching it long time ago.. enjoy them..! :)
SG is sooo... "fast ar".. consider fast already ba..
Lets all go ILLEGAL ba! We can watch all nice dramas faster... and more nice dramas! :)
I will get this later! when i sleep enough!
Click Here
The get what i want, get everything i want character can never change!
as long as i am happy..
i dun care!
Wahahhaahha

Thursday, April 30, 2009

JES@ Stupid System SCRIPT 62

what wrong with this blog??
Too long never blog by the owner ~~ME~~..
I am lazy to blog!!

Realize that I blog most often when my mood is down...!!!
I need to throw all this BAd thingy! BAD GUY! BAD WORDS! BAD FEELING here instead for letting them throwing out from my mouth!

WHat should not happend had happended
So no need to explain so much (WAS NOT MY FAULT!!! I CAN CONFIRM THAT!)
What We need to do now is to Solve the problem ASAP!
So Look Forward!
Future Tense is more important now!
Past Tense is not important now!

STUPID SYSTEM!

I will definitely tear the form to pieces if i get it!!! Shit!

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

JES@ Time flies SCRIPT 61

Wa... welcome to 2nd Quarter 2009
Happy April Fool!

When to watch Shopaholic.
VERY VERY NICE SHOW..
Must go watch!!

Some Story
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AC said: Hardworking pples not means they are clever pple, I like clever pple.

Miss AC.. Do u know how many Clever pple are there in this world? Do you know how many Hardworking pple are there in this world. DO YOUR RESEARCH!
There are much much more hardworking pple then clever pple. And YOU are working with alot of hardworking pple. They are hardworking because they know that they are not clever enough, wanna to make up for their loss clever right..
Just imagine if there are only Clever pple working with you!
Come on, give them a chance! :)
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Hahaha.. Was taking in the MSN with CEO-YP.. About what time i sleep and i wake up and go to work? Let me calculate..

If I sleep at 1 am every weekdays and wake up at 6am...
No. of hrs of sleep per weekday: 6 - 1 = 5 hrs
Total No. of hrs of sleep for 5 weekdays: 5 * 5 = 25 hrs
If the normal hours of sleep for a Person is 8 hrs per day,
Total No. of normal hrs of sleep for 5 weekdays: 8 * 5 = 40 hrs
No. of hours of Loss sleep for 5 weekdays: 40 hrs - 25 hrs = 15 hrs loss

My Query:
How to make up the loss sleep during weekdays?

Solution:
Sleep more during Weekends.
As 15 loss hrs is a very long hours, suggested to break into 2 days, Each 7.5hrs. :) (Good solution)
On Saturaday/Sunday total number of hours I have to sleep is:
8 hrs Normal hours + 7.5 hrs Loss hours = 15.5 hrs

Expected Outcome (outcome is always unexpected and I always need to fix it)
So on Saturaday night, if i sleep at 12am, I will wake up at:
12am + 15.5hrs = 3.30pm

Now you understand? I'm not Pig!