JES@ WHLCOME TO ~ SCRIPT 100

Hi Everybody....

Updated updated updated My Blog!!!!

READ CAREFULLY! AND U WILL BENEFIT!!! :P

I am not updating for quite long because i purposely wait for today to update all the posts together.

because today is a special day!

Let me update some of the outdated post first!

What I AM doing recently~~~~

Working working working with my FRUSTRATED HEART! Bleh blehBLEH!

Countdown days: 109 - 8days of outstanding 2009 YA - 9days of 2010 YA leave

= 92 days..

2nd Last Password Changed!

Default, Q, A, Z, W, S, X, E, D, C, R,

F is the last password...

see the pattern? ha ha ha

~~~~~~NOV 21th 09'~~~~~~

Went to help up for the flea market

Gallery:
www.growingtogether.org.sg

Sitting there collecting old toys...

feeding mosquitoe/s...

get bitten by 5 different mosquitoes(maybe only 1 same one..lol)

But i lose to Ms chen..

She got 10 kisses! by 10 different mosquitoes??

or maybe is only 1 痴情的 mosquitoe

which loves her so much and given her 10 kisses!!~~~ 0_x!!!

~~~~~~NOV 27th~~~~~~

Went to Sentosa..

And it wasssss..

ABNN all over the place. #$%^

Wasted 1/2 day there... PLUS

Rain for some hours.

@sentosa...

This Ice pEachy cost $30 only

@ vivo city

We were taking photo with this giant treeeee...

Trying to shoot with the STAR decor on the top of the tree..

Yeahh.. i touched the star..

Thanks to the pro photographer.. Ms chen..

And then When to celebrate Ms Chen's birthday @ Soup restaurant~~

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! "HAPPY 3 FRIENDS...."

~~~~~~NOV 28th 09'~~~~~~

Paintball session with classmates 0407

Ms chen like to be torture on her Bd lor :p

Once again,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY 生日快乐 Ms Chen...,

Hope you like the present~~`

** Stupid SC, never wait for me and cilia to give the present, BTW.. it was given by Zq, jennifer me, cilia and him**

Went to eat dinner pizza hut with civlia and sc.

and finally

I watched 2012..

Is a very nice nice show...

But i think the lamb part is that it nv save all the people ma...

In fact, i think it killed 95% of the people in the world ba,

and the best part is that most of the survivor are the rich..

because they can use $$$ to buy ticket for a sit on the ship

(IT COSTS BILLION for 1 ticket.. ~~*craps.. )

the poor us are going to die...

I will give 3.8/5 stars

whereas i minus 0.2 star because I sAt at the 2nd rows from the screens @ the small little theater at J8. @#$#

PS: actually, i hope that no one can save the world..

Lets hug tgt and die tgt ba.

** OK, I decieded to give up waiting for the photo and post the script.. will upload it if have time....
Because today is special**** specially stressssted!!! (UPLOADED AND EDITED ON 05 DEC 2009)

~~~~~~NOV 30th 09'~~~~~~

READ CAREFULLY AND U WILL

BENEFIT!!

~WELCOME

TO

SCRIPT

100~

WELCOME TO MY

2ND ANNIVERSARY OF

SCRIPTING JESZZHO.BLOGSPOT

(Pls see the date of script 1...

is Nov 30th 2007)

To celebrate script 100

+

2nd yrs of scripting

Jeszzho.blogspot

I AM TREATING U

EACH-A-CUP

or

MR.BEAN!!!

*** TERM AND CONDITION ***

TAG MY BLOG WITH YOUR NICK/NAME & ANSWER THE QUESTION BELOW

Qns: What is the last Password?

answer it correctly

&

U WILL GET THAT TREAT

I WILL BUY U THE TREAT WHEN I COME BACK FROM CAMBODIA!

CLOSING DATE: 2009 DEC 19 23:59

JES@ THE COUNT DOWN SCRIPT 99

Well...

Bo BIan..

I want to start counting down day by day now..

Cannot tahan le..

I WANT TO START COUNT DOWN!

Whenever I post something up here..

because I am very frustrated!

without fail, it is cause by the same reason/person/things

Let's see... how many working days from now?

3rd Nov 09

Yellow - Now & End

Red - public holiday

Blue - the working days

Green - Going to take Leave

119 days blue colors working days

20 days planned greens,

8 days of outstanding 2009YA unplanned green,

9 days of 2010YA leave unplanned green.. (counted till end of MAY)

7 days of PH fall on working days colored red - cannot control, LOL

Ya.. U nv see wrong.. I have 28 days of Outstanding leave from 2008 till now!!!

In conclusion.

119 working days - 8 days of outstanding 2009YA - 9 days of 2010YA leave unplanned green

= 102 working days only

JES@ the poor & the rich farmer script 98

hAVE yOu heard of the story of the

Poor farmer

and

the Rich farmer?

Do u know why the Poor farmer is still the poor and the rich farmer becomer richer at the end?

Because rich farmer is rich to buy a lot of high technology equirements for his farms.

Because poor farmer is too poor to buy any equirement, poor farmer can only use his old rusted tool and his hands to harvest his farms.

Pls see the chart below.....

Assume that a pack of rice cost $5 Assume that 1 high tech equ cost $100 can harvest 100 packs of rice per day Assume that 1 rusted tool can harvest 0.5 packs of rice per day

So what do u see from the chart?

The Poor farmer is still the poor and the rich farmer becomer richer

Just imagine that the rich farmer go buy a high tech equirment for his farm everyday, he will earn 100 * $5 = $500 more everyday

What about the poor farmer who earned $2.5 everyday? How long does he need to take to save $100 to buy a high tech equirement for his farm?

what the moral of the story?
I am that poor farmer... ...

JES@ Blk 123 AMK Ave 3 Script 97

Hello, long time no sseee.....

You know what is the happiest thing that can be done?

Have you wonder how u can help?

Have u wonder how u would feel after u have help?

It is DEFINITELY better then working in that office,

earning a just nice pay,

seeing people bad faces,

hearing user complaining,

getting management nagging,

working on something that you dun know why you are working on it,

procedure, procedure, procedure

approval, approval, approval..

Happy Mid-Autumn Festival

中秋节快了

Blk 123 AMK AVE 3 - The target blk....

Tazzy

Sampio

Jeszzho

***It's Happy Three Friends againnnnnn***

ahahahaaaaa

A lot of Paints

A lot of Bags

Wash WAsh wash

Sampiao's Team

you will see their happy face,

you will get their millions of thank you,

you will get appreciation,

you will get their grateful thanks,

you will get to see more kind hearted,

you get happiness when u see their happiness,

and it really feel great!

*If you have the will, you can always make time for it.!

**TO BE CONTINUE**

JES@ WARNING Script 96

WARNING! WARNING!

Music Player added!

Please lower your PC volume if you are in the office!

Let You Fall in Love with MayDay Too.

~~~~~iMayday~~~~~

JES@ The ShiT U! SCRIPT 95

opss..

have being mentioning
The 2 idiots, aunti Lim & aunti Chua
WHO
"GO DIE", "GO DIE"
I kill u..
Shit U, Shit U

U know.. they stick together like a super glue..
so what they said is always the same..

Have being mentioning Ah Wang, ah wang...
WHO
LALALA LALA ALLALALAA
dun care, dun care..
Shit U, Shit U

One more funny person I have to mention..
WHO
SHIT U !!
SHIT U !!
SHIT U !!
SHIT U !!

That lady who shit u since her pregnancy...
and then
shit u!
shit u!
again after she came back from her long long long maternity leave..

WhaT PRETTY BIAN BIAN LIAN?
IS SHIT U! SHIT U! lor.

And Now, Everyone LEARNED from her...
SHIT U! SHIT U! SHIT U!

That's why she is featured in Jeszzho.blogspot.com now

ZzzzzZZzzz Dot dot doT DOT...!
FU*K
SHIT U!

JES@ The 2 Idiot Ladies SCRIPT 94

Hi.. The two idiot ladies -

Aunti Lim & Aunti Chua

Happy friends.. like to stick to each other like a glue...
Like to call each other husband & wife..
Like to laugh at those digit 386, 286, 186.

HAhahah.. very funny!

Opss, the poor Aunti CHua kanna capture by ginger now!
Crap too long at my desk cannot run le right.. hahaha

Hahah.. cannot go school on time le right...

JES@ HAPPY AR? FUNNY AR? SCRIPT 93

HAPPY AR...
FUNNY AR..?
INTERESTING AR?

Got a lot of comment about my scipt 89...

they are all facts OK! hahaa..
I really love NYP.

I really Like IT0407.

I really wanna to thanks NP for rejecting the application.

I really want to make you all laugh out loud..

That the purpose!

Happy viewing..

More posts..

More Interesting..

More Hot.

MOre funny OK!~~

Stay in Tune ... ...

JES@ Happy Birthday Jasmine Ting SCRIPT 92

You KNow what is THe Century Cake??

JES@ JUST ONE WORD Script 91

JUST WANNA TO WRITE ONE WORD HERE.

FU*K

BCOS OF ONE UNCONFIRMED NEWS THAT MAKE MY MOOD DOWN FOR THE WHOLE DAY

.

JES@ DUAL CORE OK! Script 90

JUst have some times, browsing everyone blog in the list..

And surprisingly saw this AH WANG blog...

HEADER:

386 de jie si ling

Hello, ah wang.. how many many many timesss must i telllllll you?..

I am

DUAL CORE OK!! Zzzzz

and is faster then dual core!!!~

I am laughing at you because

how come u talk in funny funny way to hy ar.. and always..

sounds so funny..

just cannot stop laughing when u talk to her in funny funny ways..

ur pattern looks so similiar to one of my friend - gack tan..

funny funny,

crappy, crappy,

sleepy, sleepy,

Look so "nuaw"

but

clever, clever

and actually

serious, serious.

JES@ Gosh.. a Bady day Script 89

Kana Bad Day today..

is Monday.. MONDAY BLUE ma?

I got lesson today. ICT210 module..

And i forget to bring my pencil box to lesson just now..

I tot it was still ok,

i just need to grab 1 pencil & 1 pen from my office will do...

[ I was walking toward NP Blk 50..

(Yup, some of the lesson was held at NP building, Although i was UNISIM student.. haha)

Oh gosh!!!

"terribe NP" that was what i am think while i was walking toward the NP BLK 50,

That remind me of NYP.. my poly.

The beautiful poly with good facility.

In NYP, i took

escalator, escalator, escalator,

lift, lift, lift..

and is all shelter, shelter, shelter

linked to my classroom.

is so convenience.

NP is terrible with a lots of stair cases and slops...!!

In NYP, the classroom was like a heaven..

NP was.. like a.... FACTORY!!!

yup!.. a factory classroom zzZZZ..

wa kao..

Have u go to NP before?

OMG..

It remind of the days in NYP... with my fellow IT0407

It remind me of the vending machine outside the lecture hall..

the $0.40 packet drink...

"Hey, wanna drink? I go get"..

order 1, order 2, order 3 ... 4..5..6

It remind me of the Water boy..

"Hey, i wanna got get drink from water cooler"

"Help us get also, Thanks

Water boy go and come back with alot of water bottles on his hands.. poor him.. haha

Water boy start work at IRAS today..

congraduation to him.. finally the long waiting time ended.

It remind me of the nuggets, wages, bubble tea in south canteen..

the ban mian in FJ..

It remind of Pink panther

It remind of Sotong

It remind of Water boy

It remind me of uncle tan

It remind me of 肥妹

It remind me of 莲姐

It remind me of 小黑

It remind me of Thank You

It remind me of Tasmania

It remind me of Sylvester

I AM SO GRAD THAT NP REJECTED MY APPEAL APPLICATION 6 YEARS AGO!

HAHA HA HA]

oh zzzz.. come back to the topic A bady day. too far away already

A bady day continues... ..... ......

I went in to the classroom.

And i take out the file that i use to put all my lecture notes...

and i realised THAT i forget to Print my notes from the office just now? or i print already but forget to take? haha.. i really dun rmb..

HAizz...

so i try to dig the Guide book out from my files... (is about the same as the lecture note, just that is lake of pictures..)

I open the guide book and it stated: ICT209.

You know what wrong wih that? should know right? if not scroll up and see what wrong... Thanks!

oppssss!!

So what i did not forget is to bring myself tot attend the lesson...

arghhh!!

JES@ WHY IS THAT SO? script 88

CoWang is moving away from his current seat!...

to the near the toilet that seat!!!!! O_o!~

no more fun..
no more live..
no more Happy sound..
Drawft Sleepy has no one to face to..
Most impt thingy.. no more him to walk pass my place and laught at him.. Jk Jk!...

he is so good guy! haha how can i laught at him.. Hee =p!

there are some conversation ytd that i 正大光明 HEARD IT!
CoWang is IM-ing(is something like MSN we used it in the office) his so call tl(CoA) asking why he need to move,
whereas they are just beside each other only.(It simply means that CoWang dun wish anyone else to know right? meaning that CoA dun understand the intention..)
and CoA was like 不爽 the said "般啦"... I HEARD IT.
so 莫迷奇妙

I feel unhappy also. AND I GOT SOME ???

? 1:
why must he move? isn't it sit together is more convenience for them to work as a team?
(THAT'S Y I AM AT MY CURRENT SIT NOW!!! IS AN ORDER BY SOME TL WHO DECIDED THAT! AND THEY SAID IS MORE CONVENIENCE!)

?? 2:
why must he move? just because there is new comer(CoNC) joining our team?

??? 3:
WHY NOT CoNC GO TO THE NEW PLACE?
FIRSTLY, THE NEW COME HAVE NO SIT CURRENTLY.
IF HE MOVE THERE IS ONLY 1 STEP!(HE MOVE THERE)
SECONDLY, IF CoWang MOVE THERE,
THEN HE MOVE TO CoWang PLACE,
NEED 2 STEPS:
(1)CoWang MOVE TO THE NEW SIT.
(2)CoNC MOVE TO AH WANG PLACE.

ISN'T IT THE SAME THEN??
PLS CORRECT ME IF I HAVE THE WRONG UNDERSTANDING. THANKS!

???? 4:
Why is the CoA not moving?
(HER MEMBERS IS ALL OVER THE PLACE.. AND IS SO FAR AWAY ALSO!!)
ISN'T IT THE SAME THEN??
PLS CORRECT ME IF I HAVE THE WRONG UNDERSTANDING. THANKS!

ALL BINGO RIGHT!

And therefore the conclusion is there maybe there are some other reasons for his move!.

and still
no more fun..
no more live..
no more Happy sound..

Team(BOONLEAN HAPPY, BOONLEAN FUN, BOONLEAN LIVE){doSomething};

This.Team(FALSE, FALSE, FALSE);

SHITTY!

JES@ Opss! script 87

TOO BUSY WITH MAYDAY

TOO BUSY WITH TMA

TMA & STILL TMA

BEFORE I FORGET AGAIN!!~~~

IS LESS THEN 9 MONTHS NOW

FROM NOW ON

IS LESS THEN 9 MONTHS

IS LESS THEN 9 MONTHS

IS LESS THEN 9 MONTHS

IS LESS THEN 9 MONTHS

Blah blah blahhhhhblah!!!!

JES@ 五月天 Mayday script 86

Mayday DNA World Tour, Singapore 09

五月天創造DNA 新加坡演唱會 09

~~~IT HIGH! IT ROCK! IT AWESOME!!~~~
High 翻天!!!

AS MY HAPPY MEMORIESSOUVENIRTO RICHBUT THEY MAKE ME HAPPY!SO WHAT THEY ARE EXPENSIVE!BUT I AM HAPPY!!~~~ WhooooHHoo